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♥ Wednesday, January 30, 2008

just a quick update will do. 5 days since i last blogged. 2 days since i last touched the keyboard of my comp. just yesterday was kersing's 15th birthday. something bad happened during chem today. chem was the last 2 periods of the day. 25mins after the lesson started, mr oon wants us to go back to our seats. but kennett had to say something that made him so angry that he packed up and walked out of the class. being afraid that he would complain to mrs yeow and we (4A1) will get another scolding, kennett and afew of the guys ran out to chase after mr oon and said sorry to him. while in the class, i could hear jeannie say "eh. later when mr oon comes back we all say sorry to him." which we didn't. but he came back to teach. i could see the tears from his eyes. first 5mins, he kept taking out his hankie to wipe his tears. at that point of time i wonder, what in the world did kennett said to made mr oon all watery?

during choir practice, mr yiong was so angry at the fact that only afew came. the rest either went home, had extra lessons, CNY rehearsals, etc. lots of excuses. he got angry, and just said that he's going to the canteen to get some drinks. some of us went out, ran all over the sch to find those missing members of us. some of them realised that mr yiong was siting at the staircase there. near the lift. i told vivien " vivien. hen xiang gan gan chem lesson hor?/reminds me of what happened during chem lesson earlier on." i also told this event to celine and kersing. when mr yiong came back, kersing's 1st reaction was "eh? i though mr yiong will cry just like mr oon..." LOL. anyways, after that mr yiong showed us the complain choir on youtube and also told us that he saw something that frighten him for the last 24hrs. he very slow leh. now then realise our videos are on youtube. the speech day and the IMM ones. in case you guys haven't heard of the complain choir; singapore, here it is with the lyrics. trust me, the lyrics is needed.






lyrics
We get fined for almost anything
Drivers won't give chance when you want to change lane
The indoors are cold, the outdoors are hot;
And the humid air, it wrecks my hair
Those answering machines always make you hold
Only to hang up on you

When a pregnant lady gets on the train
Everyone pretends to be asleep
I'm stuck with my parents till I'm 35
Cause I can't apply for HDB
We don't recycle any plastic bags
But we purify our pee

*chorus:
What's wrong with Singapore?
Losing always makes me feel so sore
Cause if you're not the best
Then you're just one of the rest

My oh my Singapore
What exactly are we voting for?
What's not expressly permitted
is prohibited

"Ooh"

When I'm hungry at the food court, I see
People chope seats with their tissue paper
To the auntie staying upstairs:
Your laundry's dripping on my bed sheets
Please don't squat on the toilet seats
And don't clip your nails on MRT

Stray cats get into noisy affairs
At night my neighbor makes weird animal sounds
People put on fake accents to sound posh
And queue up 3 hours for donuts
Will I ever live till eighty five
to collect CPF?

*chorus

Singaporeans too kiasu! (so scared to lose)
Singaporeans too kiasi! (so scared to die)
Singaporeans too kiabor! (scared of their wives)
Maybe we’re just too stressed out! (even the kids)

"Ooh"

Old National Library was replaced by an ugly tunnel
Singaporean men can’t take independent women
People blow their nose into the swimming pool (and pee too)
And fall asleep on my shoulder in the train

Singapore’s national bird is the crane (the one with yellow steel girders)
Real estate agents’ leaflets clogging up my mailbox (en bloc, en bloc, en bloc, en bloc)
Why can’t we be buried when we die?
No one wants to climb Bukit Timah with me

*chorus

There are not enough public holidays
My neighbor sings KTV all night
Wedding dinners never start on time
My hair is always cut shorter than I want
Channel 5 commercials are way too long
Why do men turn bald?

At first it was to speak more mandarin
Then it was to speak proper English
What’s wrong with my powderful Singlish?

People sit down during rock concerts
We have to pay for tap water at restaurants
ERP gantries are everywhere
But I can still see traffic jams on the road
All the bus stops have tilted benches
Cannot access playboy.com

*chorus

Listened to music @ 8:38 PM